What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 07:02
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What are 5 ways that can be done by the community to improve the public transport system?
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Why do we exist, and why are we conscious?
No go.
So they tried
Loons and Moons
What do you think about wearing sheer pantyhose?
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Have you experimented with bestiality?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
How do you fight the push and pull (manipulation) tactic if you want to win him?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
—
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
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